老師說

寫錯字要罰寫十遍

beautiful strangers

雖然"兩支口紅和一個情人"告訴我

身材要像法國女人一樣玲瓏有緻
就要時時記得縮腹提臀
可是在忠孝敦化路口等紅綠燈做伏地挺身也太extreme了

旁邊那位大嬸也挺亮眼的

東區頂好超市
這位穿著迷你裙 、網襪、 四吋高跟鞋的辣妹
要去哪裡通馬桶?
剛剛結帳的時候收銀員問妳要不要買袋子
我在旁邊很想問妳
"你確定不要嗎?"

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO FIFI

大安路全家福

Urban Camouflage

UrbanCamouflage.de這個網站讓我giggle很久

下次會不會有平底鍋、花瓶還是書架?

好失望喔. 怎麼沒有像殭屍一樣嚇路人?
不方便的橫向瀏覽讓我想念小麥克macbook pro

According to UrbanCamouflage.de:
"Urban Camouflage deals with the question how to camouflage
oneself and one’s identity in the urban space. Our costumes are
inspired by the «ghillie suits», the military camouflage suit. It was
an adventure to wear the suit in the stores because of the conflicts
with the employees, the reaction of the customers and also to see
the pretty well camouflage effect in a real situation."